THIS IS FOR THA DAY OF THA SUN

Ch ch ch ch ch chek it out yall!

The K to tha J to the muthafucking U be checking in 4 da 1st time in crazy mad time!

They got me workin my ass off up here and you aint been hearin tha ruckus that punkass rocket Unha3 been kinda fucking shit up for us.

Still shit be _1love_ yall and we be getting ready for some crazyass shizzle up in dis DPRKizzle in the next few weeks you be watching this space yall!

Anyway tha Brilliant Comr@de just dropping by to BIG UP ALL MY N!GGZ on tha day of tha sun!

Chek it it 1000 years since my grampz Kim Il Sung be being born. That shit crazy man. We going up to Dandong tonite to be getting MY FREAKZ on!

Can Tha Supreme Leader of the Workers’ Party of Korea, State and Army of the DPRK Kick It?

Yes I can.

Check it the kids got mad love for tha F to tha U.N.K. that tha J-Unit be laying down. They be smelling what tha Original Blak Aziatik Man be cooking for realz homez.

He approached the students with tears in their eyes and patted their red cheeks. He warmly took their hands, kindly asking why they did not wear gloves in such cold weather.

Shit yeah.

I bes all like: Nigz wot wot yall?

Little punk asses gonna freeze they punk asses all off if they don’t wear they gloves. You ever seen a nigga DJ when he lost his hand through frostbite?

Way to kill a party vibe no hands.

WTF Is Nepal Yall?

Serious dawgz if anyone be enlightening tha J-UNIT on this shizzle rite hizzle I be owing you massive pizzle u feel me?

Check it. Some dude be telling me the newspaper says I be some member of the Nepal Journalists Club nao for some reason.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201201/news15/20120115-07ee.html

But WTF Nepal Yall? That what I need to know.

Is Nepal a bitch or some dude or some shit like that? Who this nigga think he is yo?

No one tell me nuthin yo.

U be thinking I ain’t nuthing but some chumpass figure head b all up here because some bullshit lines we be running all this time about the Kim family bloodline an shit the way my niggaz be leaving me all outta shit.

I mean who da dear successor yo?

I mean for realz dawgggg lets get this shit sorted u know?

Who’s The “Gifted Songun Brilliant Commander Of Mt. Paektu Type” That’s A Sex Machine To All The Chicks?

KIM JONG UN!

U damn right.

And who’s the man “who most perfectly personified the temperament and traits as a modern statesman and strategist on the highest level”?

KIM JONG UN!

Can ya dig it?

Who’s the cat that’s a “tender-hearted father of the Korean people and the sun of the destiny whom they will follow to the end of this world”?

KIM JONG UN!

Right on!

This cat Kim Jong Un is a bad mutha-

Shut yo mouth!

But I’m talking bout

KIM JONG UN!

Then I can dig it!

 

(Also, I wanna give MAD PROPS to my CHOSONIGGAZ from Unit 387o of the K to tha P to tha muthafuckin hella A yall for some of the tastiest muthafucking bean paste the J-UNIT be tasting in years yall. That some tasty shit right there for realz. And Jong Nam you fat ass chumpty — how often the newspapers be reporting on you be eating some beanpaste yo? NEVER that be how often and you know why? Cos you a nobody Jong Nam you just a big punk ass nobody and nobody gonna buy that bullshit book you published either so you can kiss tha J-UNITz ass yo.)

THEY WEREN’T NO TEARS OF EMOTION I BE CRYING AT MY NIGZ IN O JUNG HUP’S 7TH REGIMENT I JUST BE HAVING SOME DUST OR SOME SHIT IN MY EYES BE ALL

So I just wanna be clearing that shit right there up for all yall because sometime the chumps they be sending with me to report on these inspection thangs they be making me do all the time be getting they facts fucked up and reporting tha lies of the white devils yall. Check it:

Pyongyang, January 18 (KCNA) — Kim Jong Un, supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army and supreme leader of the Workers’ Party of Korea, state and army, inspected KPA Unit 169 honored with the title of the O Jung Hup-led Seventh Regiment.

He was greeted by the commander of the large combined unit and commanding officers of the unit.

After receiving a salute, he waved back to the service personnel enthusiastically cheering in tears of emotion. He had a photo session with them.

Nah but it weren’t like that at all and while I got mad love and full props to my nigz all be up in that unit keeping us safe from tha Jewz or whatever the fuck they be doing you ain’t gonna see me all tear up like some pussy ass.

Nah man they dont make not pussy asses where tha J-UNIT be from yall. B st8 outta Berne yall. B kicking my Steinhoelzli shizzle old skool yall.

Yall be feeling me on dis shit and we b having no more misunderstandings bout none of this shit or be mentioning this agian?

Yeah yall be feeling me on dis shit.

FUCK YOU http://twitter.com/KimJongNumberUn YOU LAMES ASS IMITATOR PUSSY WANNABE. AND FUCK YOU JONG-NAM YOU FAT ASS LYING PUNK

THA J-UNIT BE ONE ANGRY AZIATIC BLACK MAN YO.

FIRST OF ALL.

http://twitter.com/KimJongNumberUn

FUCK YOU CHUMP ASS WANNABE IMITATOR. KimJongNumberUn I BEEN KICKING THIZ SHIZZLE RIGHT HERE SINCE THA TWO DOUBLE O TENS YO. CHECK THA OLD POSTS NIGGA.

WHAT YOU DO YOU CHUMP ASS BITCH?

YOU COME ALONG ALL AFTER I BE ON THE COVER OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD AND THINK OH I KNOW I PRETEND TO BE KIM JONG UN. I MAKE HIM SEEM LIKE SOME FOOL ASS FOOL. WELL YOU DA FOOL YOU PUSSY ASS WANNABE YOU DA FOOL.

COS NIGGA YOU JUST A SAD ASS LOSER TO THA BRILLIANT COMRADE. I JUST LAUGHIN AT U BECAUSE IT DONT MATTER TO THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U HOW MANY FOLLWERS YOU BE GETTING.

YOU KNOW YOU JUST A WANNABE IMITATOR. YOU KNOW YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.

ALSO JONG-NAM.

SERIOUS NIGGA I AM GONNA FUCK YOU UP WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN.

W0T DIS YO?
W0T DIS YO?

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2012/01/17/2012011701790.html

SAYING YOU NEVER MET ME BEFORE AND ALL DIS OTHER LIES. U JUST A BIG FAT LIAR. I KICKED YOUR BIG FAT ASS AT MARIO CART A HUNDRED TIMES IF I KICKED IT ONCE YO.

AND NOW YOU BE ALL LIKE::: KIM JONG-UN? THA DEAR SUCCESSOR? WHO DAT NIGGA BE? I BE ALL CONFUSED LIKE SOME LITTLE OLD BITCH. WHERE I PUT MY WALKING FRAME AT YO?

FUCK YO I DON’T CARE YOU MY HALF BROTHER AND SHIT I GONNA FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOU BE WISHING I DIDN’T FUCK YOU UP SO BAD.

FUCK ALL THIS SHIT YO

Kwangbok Area Supermarket Can Kiss My Ass Yo

So P-Town bes all abuzzn about this new supermarket be opening.

Check it. It all computerz an shit:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201201/news10/20120110-33ee.html

So I send my nigga Private C-Dawg down there to pick me up some Diet Pepsi.

But check it. Guess what they be sellin him?

TAB CLEAR.

I be all like……. o.O

Nigga WOT!?!

Where you even get that shit from these days yo?

They don’t even supposed to be making that shit nomore after all them lab rats got ass cancer or whatever in th 90s.

Seriously there be some wack shit going on all up in this DPRMuthaucka.

WHO YOU CALLING THA PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY ASSHOLE CHEESE EATING LOSER ASS AMERICAN CHUMP?

DON’T THINK THA J-UNIT DON’T BE HEARING ALL THA SHIT ALL YALL H8RZ BE H8N ON MY YO. CHECK IT JUST COS WE BE HAVING 28.8k INTERNET UP IN THIS DEMOKRATIC PEEPLES MUTHAFUCKA DON’T BE THINKING I AIN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO ALL YALL. 28.8 MAKES IT HARD TO STYLE ON FOOS IN STARCRAFT BUT I CAN SEE WHAT YOU FAKE ASS NEWSPAPERS BE SAYING ABOUT ME.

ESPECIALLY YOU EVAN RAMSTAD YOU CHUMP.

FOR REAL. SOME CHUMP ASS H8R BE SAYING I BE ALL LOOKING LIKE THA PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY. I BET HE SOME LOSER ASS AMERICAN CHUMP BE ALL EATING CHEESE OUT OF A SPRAY CAN AND SEEING UFOS AND SHIT. NO WONDER WE KICKED YOU ASSES IN THE GREAT PEOPLES WAR.

I MEAN WHO YOU FUCKING KIDDING AMIRITE? THIS LILY WHITE ASS NIGGA BE ALL WHITE AND SHIT. WHAT HE GOT TO DO WIT THA ORIGINAL BLAK AZIATIK MAN YO? YOU H8RZ JUST BE BLIND WITH H8 IS WHAT IT SEEMS TO ME.

I’M BACK NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ

THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U BE ALL BACK IN THIS SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA YO!

SHIZZLE BE SO CRAZY THIS LAST SIX MONTH THA BRILLIANT COMRADE AINT GOT NO TIME TO BE ALL UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA UPDATING SHIT YO. CHECK IT I AINT EVEN HAD NO TIME TO BE CHECKING OUT ALL THE HOT ASS BITCHEZ THAT BE ALL FRIENDING ME UP AT MYSPACE.

BUT THA ORIGINAL BLAKKK AZIATIC MAN BE BACK YALLL!
THA 4 STAR G IN THA HOUSE YALLLL! GIVE IT UP YALLL!

1ST OF ALL CHECK IT YO!

I BE GIVING OUT 1 LOVE AND MAD ASS PROPS TO MY POPS. HE THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING ILEST NIZZLE EVER BE ALL UP IN THIS DPRKIZZLE YO!!! THE DEAR LEADER, YALLL!!!

YEAH ME AND HIM HAD SOME DISAGREEMENTS AND SHIT AND SURE HE BE ALL UP IN MY SHIT SOMETIMES CALL ME A LAZY ASS NO GOOD PUNK WHO GONNA BE THA RUIN OF THA KOREAN RACE AND SHIT BUT FUCK THAT SHIT YO THAT ALL IN THA PAST YO I STILL GOT MAD LUV FOR THAT NIGGA.

AND HE SURE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN THAN MY UNCLE SUNG-TAEK. THAT NIGGA BE ALL UP IN THA J-UNIT’S SHIZZLE FROM DAWN TO FUCKING DUSK YO. HE BE ALL LIKE. DO THIS. SAY THAT. VISIT THIS PIG FARM. VISIT THAT PIG FARM. GET AWAY FROM THAT PIG. STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT. VISITING SOME OTHER LAME ASS PIG FARM. PAY ATTENTION. BE NICE TO THA PIG FARMERS. AKS A QUESTION ABOUT THEY PIGS. MAN FUCK THAT PIG SHIT YO. LATER FOR THAT SHIT.

I WANTED TO BE LEADER TO FUCK NIGGAZ UP AND MAKE NIGGAZ GET THEY ASSES OUT ON THA DANCE FLOOR WITH MY BANGING BEATS AND DOPE ASS RHYMES. IF I WANTED TO SPEND ALL DAY VISITING FARMS AND SHIT I JUST BE PLAYING FARMVILLE YO?

HE BE ALL LIKE, “THIS A PERIOD OF TRANSITION” AND THERE BE CHUMP ASS GENERALS WHO BE ALL HATING ON THA J-UNIT AND BE THINKING THAT MAYBE POPS BE RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING THA RUIN OF THE RACE AND SHIT SO I JUST GOTTA PLAY IT COOL LIKE SNOOP AND HANG TIGHT TIL MY TIME COME. LIKE WHEN MALCOLM BE ALL UP CHILLIN IN PRISON AND SHIT YO.

OR MY NIGGA FIDDY.

AND THEY GOT ME THIS HAIRCUT TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE MY G-POPZ KIM IL-SUNG. THEY BE ALL LIKE “NAAAAH MY NIGGA. BITCHEZ BE INTO THIS SHIT YO.” AND I BE LIKE “YEAH MY NIGAA BUT THIS AIN’T THA YEAH JUCHE 10 YO. CHECK IT. I WANNA HAVE CORN ROWS.” THEY SAY “NAAAH MAN.” I BE ALL LIKE “I DON’T WANNA BE THA G-POPZ YO. I GOT MAD ASS LOVE FOR THAT G-POPZ NIGGA BUT CHECK IT — I WANNA BE MY OWN NIGGA TOO YO! SO QUIT MAKING ME INTO SOME NIGGA I AINT BEING YO.”

THEY DON’T EVEN BE LETTING ME DROP MY DOPE ASS SCIENCE ALL UP IN MY RECORDING STUDIO I BUILT NO MORE. TOO MANY BORING ASS VISITS TO PIG FARMS AND POWER PLANTS AND NUCLEAR BUNKERS AND SHIT.

IF MY BROS JONG-CHUN AND THAT FAT FUCK UP JONG-NAM WEREN’T SUCH CHUMP ASS LOSERS THEN I WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE NO DEAR ASS SUCCESSOR AND I COULD JUST BE DROPING BEATS AND FUCKING BITCHES LIKE I WANTED TO DO ALL ALONG. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE PUSSY ASS FAGS HAD TO GO BE ALL PUSSY ASS FAGS AND MAKE ME BE THA DEAR SUCCESSOR. I VISITED JONG-NAM IN MACAO AND HIS LIFE IS PRETTY SWEET. HE GETS TO HANG OUT IN CASINOS AND GO TO RESTAURANTS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A KFC HERE.

AND DON’T THINK I AINT BE SEEING ALL THA H8RZ BE H8N ON ME YO. I SEE THAT SHIT YOU BE WRITING ABOUT ME YO.

WELL GUESS WHAT.

FUCK

ALL

YALL

PUNK

ASS

BITCHES.

YOU CAN H8 ON THA J-UNIT ALL YOU CHUMP LOSERS WANT YO BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA BE NO DEAR SUCCESSOR YO. YOU AIN’T PROLLY NEVER GONNA EVEN BE THA PEERLESS LEADER OF THA KOREAN PEOPLE YOU AND YOU PUNK ASS FAGZ AIN’T EVER PROLLY EVER EVEN GONNA BE A 4 STAR GENERAL. YOU PROLLY JUST ONE OF THOSE SAD ASS AZIANZ WE BE MAKING SIT IN SOME BUNKER IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME PIG FARM SOMEWHER SO THA PIGS DON’T ESCAPE OR WHATEVER. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

YOU JUST LOSERS.

LATER FOR ALL YALL.

THIS BE THA J-UNIT CHECKING OUT YO.

1 LOVE TO ALL MY BLAK AZIAN NIGGAZ.

This Shizzle Ain’t No Game Yo

All tha 4 STAR G’z niggaz in tha house sayz HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yo. Check this shit yo. This be making my day.

Wot be that yo?

That be tha future nigga.

That be tha Korean Democratic Gangstaz Paradise flag flying on tha Walt Whitman Bride yo!

O Captain my Captain!

Wot thoughtz I has of u 2nite, nigga!

I love that shit yo!

It Homefront nigga.

It like this computer game about tha FUTURE yo.

Man that shizzle be so awesome yo.

Check it. Pops dies and tha J to tha K to tha muthafucking U be reuniting tha muthaland yo.

Prolly by marrying some those k-pop bitches from SNSD yo. Then we be invading Japan. And then we bes invading the USA.

Nigga that shizzle ain’t no game.

That shizzle be tha future.