I’M BACK NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ

Posted: 2012EPMR +0000January UTC17PM J+0000317 in Uncategorized
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THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U BE ALL BACK IN THIS SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA YO!

SHIZZLE BE SO CRAZY THIS LAST SIX MONTH THA BRILLIANT COMRADE AINT GOT NO TIME TO BE ALL UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA UPDATING SHIT YO. CHECK IT I AINT EVEN HAD NO TIME TO BE CHECKING OUT ALL THE HOT ASS BITCHEZ THAT BE ALL FRIENDING ME UP AT MYSPACE.

BUT THA ORIGINAL BLAKKK AZIATIC MAN BE BACK YALLL!
THA 4 STAR G IN THA HOUSE YALLLL! GIVE IT UP YALLL!

1ST OF ALL CHECK IT YO!

I BE GIVING OUT 1 LOVE AND MAD ASS PROPS TO MY POPS. HE THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING ILEST NIZZLE EVER BE ALL UP IN THIS DPRKIZZLE YO!!! THE DEAR LEADER, YALLL!!!

YEAH ME AND HIM HAD SOME DISAGREEMENTS AND SHIT AND SURE HE BE ALL UP IN MY SHIT SOMETIMES CALL ME A LAZY ASS NO GOOD PUNK WHO GONNA BE THA RUIN OF THA KOREAN RACE AND SHIT BUT FUCK THAT SHIT YO THAT ALL IN THA PAST YO I STILL GOT MAD LUV FOR THAT NIGGA.

AND HE SURE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN THAN MY UNCLE SUNG-TAEK. THAT NIGGA BE ALL UP IN THA J-UNIT’S SHIZZLE FROM DAWN TO FUCKING DUSK YO. HE BE ALL LIKE. DO THIS. SAY THAT. VISIT THIS PIG FARM. VISIT THAT PIG FARM. GET AWAY FROM THAT PIG. STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT. VISITING SOME OTHER LAME ASS PIG FARM. PAY ATTENTION. BE NICE TO THA PIG FARMERS. AKS A QUESTION ABOUT THEY PIGS. MAN FUCK THAT PIG SHIT YO. LATER FOR THAT SHIT.

I WANTED TO BE LEADER TO FUCK NIGGAZ UP AND MAKE NIGGAZ GET THEY ASSES OUT ON THA DANCE FLOOR WITH MY BANGING BEATS AND DOPE ASS RHYMES. IF I WANTED TO SPEND ALL DAY VISITING FARMS AND SHIT I JUST BE PLAYING FARMVILLE YO?

HE BE ALL LIKE, “THIS A PERIOD OF TRANSITION” AND THERE BE CHUMP ASS GENERALS WHO BE ALL HATING ON THA J-UNIT AND BE THINKING THAT MAYBE POPS BE RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING THA RUIN OF THE RACE AND SHIT SO I JUST GOTTA PLAY IT COOL LIKE SNOOP AND HANG TIGHT TIL MY TIME COME. LIKE WHEN MALCOLM BE ALL UP CHILLIN IN PRISON AND SHIT YO.

OR MY NIGGA FIDDY.

AND THEY GOT ME THIS HAIRCUT TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE MY G-POPZ KIM IL-SUNG. THEY BE ALL LIKE “NAAAAH MY NIGGA. BITCHEZ BE INTO THIS SHIT YO.” AND I BE LIKE “YEAH MY NIGAA BUT THIS AIN’T THA YEAH JUCHE 10 YO. CHECK IT. I WANNA HAVE CORN ROWS.” THEY SAY “NAAAH MAN.” I BE ALL LIKE “I DON’T WANNA BE THA G-POPZ YO. I GOT MAD ASS LOVE FOR THAT G-POPZ NIGGA BUT CHECK IT — I WANNA BE MY OWN NIGGA TOO YO! SO QUIT MAKING ME INTO SOME NIGGA I AINT BEING YO.”

THEY DON’T EVEN BE LETTING ME DROP MY DOPE ASS SCIENCE ALL UP IN MY RECORDING STUDIO I BUILT NO MORE. TOO MANY BORING ASS VISITS TO PIG FARMS AND POWER PLANTS AND NUCLEAR BUNKERS AND SHIT.

IF MY BROS JONG-CHUN AND THAT FAT FUCK UP JONG-NAM WEREN’T SUCH CHUMP ASS LOSERS THEN I WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE NO DEAR ASS SUCCESSOR AND I COULD JUST BE DROPING BEATS AND FUCKING BITCHES LIKE I WANTED TO DO ALL ALONG. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE PUSSY ASS FAGS HAD TO GO BE ALL PUSSY ASS FAGS AND MAKE ME BE THA DEAR SUCCESSOR. I VISITED JONG-NAM IN MACAO AND HIS LIFE IS PRETTY SWEET. HE GETS TO HANG OUT IN CASINOS AND GO TO RESTAURANTS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A KFC HERE.

AND DON’T THINK I AINT BE SEEING ALL THA H8RZ BE H8N ON ME YO. I SEE THAT SHIT YOU BE WRITING ABOUT ME YO.

WELL GUESS WHAT.

FUCK

ALL

YALL

PUNK

ASS

BITCHES.

YOU CAN H8 ON THA J-UNIT ALL YOU CHUMP LOSERS WANT YO BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA BE NO DEAR SUCCESSOR YO. YOU AIN’T PROLLY NEVER GONNA EVEN BE THA PEERLESS LEADER OF THA KOREAN PEOPLE YOU AND YOU PUNK ASS FAGZ AIN’T EVER PROLLY EVER EVEN GONNA BE A 4 STAR GENERAL. YOU PROLLY JUST ONE OF THOSE SAD ASS AZIANZ WE BE MAKING SIT IN SOME BUNKER IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME PIG FARM SOMEWHER SO THA PIGS DON’T ESCAPE OR WHATEVER. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

YOU JUST LOSERS.

LATER FOR ALL YALL.

THIS BE THA J-UNIT CHECKING OUT YO.

1 LOVE TO ALL MY BLAK AZIAN NIGGAZ.

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