DON’T THINK THA J-UNIT DON’T BE HEARING ALL THA SHIT ALL YALL H8RZ BE H8N ON MY YO. CHECK IT JUST COS WE BE HAVING 28.8k INTERNET UP IN THIS DEMOKRATIC PEEPLES MUTHAFUCKA DON’T BE THINKING I AIN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO ALL YALL. 28.8 MAKES IT HARD TO STYLE ON FOOS IN STARCRAFT BUT I CAN SEE WHAT YOU FAKE ASS NEWSPAPERS BE SAYING ABOUT ME.

ESPECIALLY YOU EVAN RAMSTAD YOU CHUMP.

FOR REAL. SOME CHUMP ASS H8R BE SAYING I BE ALL LOOKING LIKE THA PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY. I BET HE SOME LOSER ASS AMERICAN CHUMP BE ALL EATING CHEESE OUT OF A SPRAY CAN AND SEEING UFOS AND SHIT. NO WONDER WE KICKED YOU ASSES IN THE GREAT PEOPLES WAR.

I MEAN WHO YOU FUCKING KIDDING AMIRITE? THIS LILY WHITE ASS NIGGA BE ALL WHITE AND SHIT. WHAT HE GOT TO DO WIT THA ORIGINAL BLAK AZIATIK MAN YO? YOU H8RZ JUST BE BLIND WITH H8 IS WHAT IT SEEMS TO ME.

THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U BE ALL BACK IN THIS SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA YO!

SHIZZLE BE SO CRAZY THIS LAST SIX MONTH THA BRILLIANT COMRADE AINT GOT NO TIME TO BE ALL UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA UPDATING SHIT YO. CHECK IT I AINT EVEN HAD NO TIME TO BE CHECKING OUT ALL THE HOT ASS BITCHEZ THAT BE ALL FRIENDING ME UP AT MYSPACE.

BUT THA ORIGINAL BLAKKK AZIATIC MAN BE BACK YALLL!
THA 4 STAR G IN THA HOUSE YALLLL! GIVE IT UP YALLL!

1ST OF ALL CHECK IT YO!

I BE GIVING OUT 1 LOVE AND MAD ASS PROPS TO MY POPS. HE THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING ILEST NIZZLE EVER BE ALL UP IN THIS DPRKIZZLE YO!!! THE DEAR LEADER, YALLL!!!

YEAH ME AND HIM HAD SOME DISAGREEMENTS AND SHIT AND SURE HE BE ALL UP IN MY SHIT SOMETIMES CALL ME A LAZY ASS NO GOOD PUNK WHO GONNA BE THA RUIN OF THA KOREAN RACE AND SHIT BUT FUCK THAT SHIT YO THAT ALL IN THA PAST YO I STILL GOT MAD LUV FOR THAT NIGGA.

AND HE SURE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN THAN MY UNCLE SUNG-TAEK. THAT NIGGA BE ALL UP IN THA J-UNIT’S SHIZZLE FROM DAWN TO FUCKING DUSK YO. HE BE ALL LIKE. DO THIS. SAY THAT. VISIT THIS PIG FARM. VISIT THAT PIG FARM. GET AWAY FROM THAT PIG. STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT. VISITING SOME OTHER LAME ASS PIG FARM. PAY ATTENTION. BE NICE TO THA PIG FARMERS. AKS A QUESTION ABOUT THEY PIGS. MAN FUCK THAT PIG SHIT YO. LATER FOR THAT SHIT.

I WANTED TO BE LEADER TO FUCK NIGGAZ UP AND MAKE NIGGAZ GET THEY ASSES OUT ON THA DANCE FLOOR WITH MY BANGING BEATS AND DOPE ASS RHYMES. IF I WANTED TO SPEND ALL DAY VISITING FARMS AND SHIT I JUST BE PLAYING FARMVILLE YO?

HE BE ALL LIKE, “THIS A PERIOD OF TRANSITION” AND THERE BE CHUMP ASS GENERALS WHO BE ALL HATING ON THA J-UNIT AND BE THINKING THAT MAYBE POPS BE RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING THA RUIN OF THE RACE AND SHIT SO I JUST GOTTA PLAY IT COOL LIKE SNOOP AND HANG TIGHT TIL MY TIME COME. LIKE WHEN MALCOLM BE ALL UP CHILLIN IN PRISON AND SHIT YO.

OR MY NIGGA FIDDY.

AND THEY GOT ME THIS HAIRCUT TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE MY G-POPZ KIM IL-SUNG. THEY BE ALL LIKE “NAAAAH MY NIGGA. BITCHEZ BE INTO THIS SHIT YO.” AND I BE LIKE “YEAH MY NIGAA BUT THIS AIN’T THA YEAH JUCHE 10 YO. CHECK IT. I WANNA HAVE CORN ROWS.” THEY SAY “NAAAH MAN.” I BE ALL LIKE “I DON’T WANNA BE THA G-POPZ YO. I GOT MAD ASS LOVE FOR THAT G-POPZ NIGGA BUT CHECK IT — I WANNA BE MY OWN NIGGA TOO YO! SO QUIT MAKING ME INTO SOME NIGGA I AINT BEING YO.”

THEY DON’T EVEN BE LETTING ME DROP MY DOPE ASS SCIENCE ALL UP IN MY RECORDING STUDIO I BUILT NO MORE. TOO MANY BORING ASS VISITS TO PIG FARMS AND POWER PLANTS AND NUCLEAR BUNKERS AND SHIT.

IF MY BROS JONG-CHUN AND THAT FAT FUCK UP JONG-NAM WEREN’T SUCH CHUMP ASS LOSERS THEN I WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE NO DEAR ASS SUCCESSOR AND I COULD JUST BE DROPING BEATS AND FUCKING BITCHES LIKE I WANTED TO DO ALL ALONG. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOSE PUSSY ASS FAGS HAD TO GO BE ALL PUSSY ASS FAGS AND MAKE ME BE THA DEAR SUCCESSOR. I VISITED JONG-NAM IN MACAO AND HIS LIFE IS PRETTY SWEET. HE GETS TO HANG OUT IN CASINOS AND GO TO RESTAURANTS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A KFC HERE.

AND DON’T THINK I AINT BE SEEING ALL THA H8RZ BE H8N ON ME YO. I SEE THAT SHIT YOU BE WRITING ABOUT ME YO.

WELL GUESS WHAT.

FUCK

ALL

YALL

PUNK

ASS

BITCHES.

YOU CAN H8 ON THA J-UNIT ALL YOU CHUMP LOSERS WANT YO BECAUSE YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA BE NO DEAR SUCCESSOR YO. YOU AIN’T PROLLY NEVER GONNA EVEN BE THA PEERLESS LEADER OF THA KOREAN PEOPLE YOU AND YOU PUNK ASS FAGZ AIN’T EVER PROLLY EVER EVEN GONNA BE A 4 STAR GENERAL. YOU PROLLY JUST ONE OF THOSE SAD ASS AZIANZ WE BE MAKING SIT IN SOME BUNKER IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME PIG FARM SOMEWHER SO THA PIGS DON’T ESCAPE OR WHATEVER. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

YOU JUST LOSERS.

LATER FOR ALL YALL.

THIS BE THA J-UNIT CHECKING OUT YO.

1 LOVE TO ALL MY BLAK AZIAN NIGGAZ.

This Shizzle Ain’t No Game Yo

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All tha 4 STAR G’z niggaz in tha house sayz HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yo. Check this shit yo. This be making my day.

Wot be that yo?

That be tha future nigga.

That be tha Korean Democratic Gangstaz Paradise flag flying on tha Walt Whitman Bride yo!

O Captain my Captain!

Wot thoughtz I has of u 2nite, nigga!

I love that shit yo!

It Homefront nigga.

It like this computer game about tha FUTURE yo.

Man that shizzle be so awesome yo.

Check it. Pops dies and tha J to tha K to tha muthafucking U be reuniting tha muthaland yo.

Prolly by marrying some those k-pop bitches from SNSD yo. Then we be invading Japan. And then we bes invading the USA.

Nigga that shizzle ain’t no game.

That shizzle be tha future.

My Honey Be Sweetz Yo

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J-UNIT in tha house yo.

Ok for realz. Check it.

Yo we been having mad lulz at Japan up here in tha Gangstas Workers Paradise yo.

But the J-UNIT be worried that if that punk ass nuclur reactor blow its ass up, then what be left of Japan to lol at when wez be taking over that punk ass joint in a couple of years time?

So check it.

It be tha K to tha J to tha muthafucking U cominatcha with a plan yo:

Oh yeah.

This be proletarian science at its finest right here yo.

This be North Korean anti-radiation honey made by North Korean anti-radiation bees.

I ain’t punking you punks neither. Check it:

Special virtue, y’all.

So here the dealio. You want some of this shit, you be letting tha MORNINGSTAR G. know yo.

Simplez yo.

lol at Akihito yo

Posted: 2011EPMR +0000March UTC13PM J+0000313 in Uncategorized
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Yo riddle tha J-UNIT this one yo.

Why Akihito’s head be so big yo?

I be seeing that punk on the internetz talking about the nuclear reactor and shit and I be like

……..nigga wot?

This punk be for real?

I know he meant to be some like superhero and shit in Japan.

His seed be all pure and shit.

But for real the MORNINGSTAR G be kinda weirded out by this old nigga yo.

He make pops look normal nearly.

One luv y’all.

///The Fresh Prince of Pyongyang outta here///

Atomkraft yo!

Posted: 2011EPMR +0000March UTC13PM J+0000213 in Uncategorized

Yo ch-ch-chek it out y’all.

Niggaz be all up in tha J-UNIT’s shizzle at a Workerz Party meeting tha other day about the Korean Proletarian Nuclear Science bidness yo.

They be all like, Yo! BRILLIANT COMRADE! It be safe to be continuing with our Korean Proletarian Nuclear Science bidness wit all that shitz wot be happens to Japan yo?

And we be all like, yo lol at Japan yo!

And then I be like, chillax nigga. Tha K to tha J to tha muthafucking U gonna regulate this muthafucka for real. Like my nigga Warren G if you be feeling tha MORNING STAR G old skool yo.

So then I be telling them like this yo —

Yo feeling me now?

Yeah y’all be feeling me now.

Tha J-Unit be kinda uncomfortable yo

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Ok check it yo.

Up in this DPR muthafucka we be pretty used to h8rz be h8n on tha master race yo.

We be all about la raza if you be feeling me on this one.

And it be true that me and pops be having our differences.

But still.

Yo. I mean wtf yo?

Yo that shit right there just be making a nigga all uncomfortable.

Like that time pops made me watch porn with him.

That be reminding me – yo Japan you be hiding tha tentacle porn before tha Americans be arriving to save you punk ass?

Lol at Japan yo. That be what you chump ass punks be getting for instituting a decade of unprecedented industrial muthafucking development on tha Korean peninsulaz between 1935 and 1945 that be laying the sweetass groundwork for post-war economic development that be culminating in tha D to tha P to tha R to tha muthafucking K’s proletarian science nuclear programme that be gonna fuck all you punks up and whatever the fuck knock-off Jap shit they be making down in Chump Corea too yo.

Serve you punks right amirite?

Yo anywayz, so what?

It me like my round eye nigga Cooley be sayingz yo. Dear Leader may kneel but he neva bend over.

Word.