Yo, Soros – Gimme A Million Dollars And I’ll Legalize Any Fucking Drug You Want, Man!

Posted: 2010EAMR +0000October UTC11AM J+0000411 in weed
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Check it, yo –

California’s campaign to legalise marijuana received a major boost today with a $1m donation from billionaire financier and philanthropist George Soros.

The cash infusion, one week before Californians vote on a measure that would let anyone over 21 grow and possess up to an ounce of marijuana and allow local councils to tax sales of the drug, marks the first major investment by Soros in the mid-term elections.

Can you belive that shit, yo? Voting be for chumps, first of all. You won’t see tha J-UNIT lining up outside some polling booth to let some straight ass muthafucka in a suit be representing. Fuck that shit, yo.

But also – yo, Soros! Gimme a million dollars and I’ll legalize any fucking drug you want, man. For two million dollars, I’ll turn Kaesŏng into a fucking crack house, man. Junkies be coming from all around tha world to tha magic mountains that be all up there and shit.

Fuck those Yankees, man. The D to tha P to tha R to tha muthafucking K be open for business, nigga. Come check us out.

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