Shut Up About My Porn Stash, Chosun Ilbo! Do You Want My Dad To Find Out?

Posted: 2010EPMR +0000October UTC16PM J+0000216 in Diplomacy, DPRK, human torpedo, Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Il, Kim Jong-Un, North Korea, South Korea
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Life ain’t easy for the Brilliant Comrade, yo.

I got all kinds of stress on me, yo.

I’m close to tha edge; I’m trying not to lose my head.

And then the Chump Corea newspaper Chosun Ilbo goes and fucks shit up by reporting about the porn stash we got going up here in the North.

Give a nigga a break, yo. I’s living a very stressful life.

I mean, what if my old man finds my stash? Big Ass Ebony Hunniez Volume 48 ain’t exactly juche-orientated democratic-proletarian culture to uplift the masses, you know. It sure be uplifting Jong-Un Junior if you know what I mean.

So fuck you, Chosun Ilbo. Why can’t you stick to reporting about sensible shit that actually gonna matter to a nigga – like your story about tha “human torpedoes” that we be apparently developing to blow your shit up with.

I rang all the military chumps I know and they don’t know nothing about that shit. Some of them thought it was a good idea, though. Major Choe thinks that nigga in the photo looks a bit like his room mate from his first year at the Kim Il-Sung Military Academy, except that nigga got posted to a diplomatic mission in Pakistan. And you know what that means, right? Yeah, he growing weed.

 

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  1. […] Shut Up About My Porn Stash, Chosun Ilbo! Do You Want My Dad To Find Out? […]

  2. […] and some punk ass wannabe b-boy, then I’s up to Seoul to fuck up the Choson Ilbo for all that shit they saying about my porno, […]

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